He’s Retired Now, But Still Dangerous

So, I’m standing on the shoulder of the interstate touching my nose for the state trooper with the fancy hat and reflective sunglasses. The keys are still in the ignition of my Hemi-powered Dodge Ram pickup and a case of Coors is sitting on the passenger seat. All I can think is this is Sam Elliot’s fault. Damn that handlebar mustache and easy-going baritone!


In the spirit of Pat Benatar, hit me with your best shot.

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